"What seems to be the problem nurse?"-Doctor Pfft, the moon is overrated.ĭammit! Why does the hair always gets in the way of the best parts? If I had to choose between being Bayonetta's Prince Charming, or being an astronaut. Who is that Sleeping Beauty girl again? I forgot. I've never been more interested in the amount of licks it takes to get to the center of a lollipop, till now. Prepare for things to start to get hot and heavy, because here come the GIFs. The artists, whose job it is to animate Bayonetta's body, have to feel like they've won the lottery. What you will find is enough sex appeal to raise the price of hand lotion. You won't find any pointy hats, wrinkled faces, or crooked noses watching this movie. In reality, that's all just framework for the real point of the movie, watching Bayonetta dish out an ass-kicking and to look sexy while kicking said ass.īayonetta may be a witch, but she has about as much in common with her Wizard of Oz counterpart as an exotic dancer does with a housewife. The story is about a war between sages and witches, and some talk about the left and right eyes of creation. Sadly, that's not saying a lot due to the abysmal quality of most movies based off video games. One could argue that it's one of the most successful video game adaptions ever made. Bayonetta is the titular character of the anime movie Bayonetta: Bloody Fate, the movie is based off the extremely popular video game franchise.
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